Team Edward President Switches to Team Jacob for Unknown Reasons

That's right, Twi-hards, Team Edward's President has pulled a flip-flop and decided that she's now Team Jacob. 13-year-old, Jennifer Tunney, was elected President of Team Edward after Twilight was released in theaters in 2008. After the announcement, she was quoted on her Facebook page as saying,“im so excited i love you Edwad! [sic]” Her tasks included being a leader for Team Edward into the years to come, and to comment on Twilight stories about Edward online. During her time leading Team Edward she was also quoted as saying, "OMG i love you Edward! I hope your real," "Team Edward will never die. When im an old lady i will still have edward carved into my foot and have bells is a [female dog] on my head," and "Edward please write me back i love you and your skin!"

Tunney's obsession went from normal to highly unusual very quickly when an encounter with sexy RPattz turned weird. The girl actually tried to throw her feces, yes that's right, feces at him and instead hit a hotel security guard. Tunney's parents apologized to Rob and the hotel staff, but there was more to come with Jennifer. She accidentally revealed through her Facebook account that she had just read New Moon for the first time which was long after the release of Twilight on film. People were outraged and wanted her overthrown. The comments that she got back were cruel, to put it lightly.

Tunney hid out until after New Moon's release, when she said that her soul had been awakened by the experience and that she was switching to Team Jacob for reason she said, "You should know. If you don't know then I'm not going to tell you." Dana Erickson, President of Team Bella said, "It serves both teams right. They are so weird. We love Bella, not Edward or Jacob because Bella is so hot especially in her plaid and boots." Team Jacob spokesperson Tanya DeVries was ecstatic about Tunney's decision whereas the President, Julianna Milfred, was a little more skeptical saying, "I guess I'm cool with it. If she wants my job, she will have to stab a goat or something. She can't just walk in and be all 'I'm with Team Jacob now, so you know...' whatever. I mean, I guess it's alright."

Isn't switching teams considered to be a cardinal sin with Twi-hards??? I just always thought that choosing teams was based on more than just how hot one or the other was.

{via ReelLoop}